The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I would say something about making nurses dance? But I'm mostly just weirded out that you guys have Tom Waits over there.

Hell, this song is weird. You often shake your fucking ass, doctor?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, you got Tom Waits over there? Can't be all bad, then.

And, yeah, I've been known.

In the Biblical sense. But also in the sense that, yeah, I fucking shake my ass when moved to do so by the godddamn beat.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Yeah - apparently he, too, exists in several universes simultaneously. Ho-hum.

You know, I'm trying, but I can't seem to dance to this song. I keep falling into this sort of funereal rut.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Good for fucking him.

And, you know, yeah, this one's a damn challenge - but the nurses get complacent if all I ever fucking play them is techno.

It helps to bepretend to be drunk. Get a little goddamn stagger going on.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've tried pretending to be drunk. It just results in this kind of - what'dyoucallit - booty shaking action, which I'm not sure is too appropriate to the song. Still, it's kind of fun. It's probably good for my abs or something.

I just keep envisaging all these zombie nurses swaying about the ward to this. Shaking their undead booties.

[nawigator]

That is really more of a song for listening to then dancing to Doctor.

This is a much better song! ♥



[[OOC: I couldn't resist XD ]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Having just spent three minutes dancing around in my quarters to that, I can confirm that Pasha's choice is a good dancing song.

[nawigator]

T.A.T.u is a Russian Inwention, of course it is good!

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I remember that Bill quite liked their first song when it came out.

Then again, that's remarkably unsurprising, given the video.

[nawigator]

Mr Bill is obwiously a wery intelligent man then.

^_^

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Do you like Vitas? I think he's my favorite Russian musical inwention:

[nawigator]

Da, he is a proud child of Mother Russia. How could I not like him? The gills are a bit odd though...

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got a little bit of a fucking mean streak in you, Peaches.

[nawigator]

Mean? I am nothing of the sort. I am wery nice!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. That is what all the sweet Russian peaches say when they totally get a song fucking stuck in my head all damn day.

[nawigator]

*Mock horror gasp*

Doctor you know more than one 'sweet Russian peach'? I am not sure vhether to be flattered or offended.

And vhat is vrong vith it! It is a lowely song!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And, fucking frankly, this is a little more to my dance tastes:

[nawigator]

This is more fun though!

I hawe no idea vhat they are singing but the little cartoons are wery cute!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Goddamn it.

Fucking old-Earth Japanese anime ear worms. Harder to remove than fucking slugs.

[nawigator]

But they are wery cute!

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats this for cute little cartoons:

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

This group has interesting rhythmic qualities.

Though there's a tragic lack of zombies.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I like that. Thematically and rhythmically similar:

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Not quite as fucking cheerful but...

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

...

I got to fucking admit, my ass was in motion to this.

Goddamn, I say, goddamn.