The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[nawigator]

This is more fun though!

I hawe no idea vhat they are singing but the little cartoons are wery cute!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Goddamn it.

Fucking old-Earth Japanese anime ear worms. Harder to remove than fucking slugs.

[nawigator]

But they are wery cute!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I got to give you the point on that one, Peaches.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats this for cute little cartoons:

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Tina, sweetheart, have I told you lately that I love you? This is so sweet.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

And makes you crave an egg salad sandwich like crazy, am I right?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Yes, actually!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Blondie...

Dammit, I really want some fucking eggs now.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. It's the risk I take when I watch those cute little eggs dressing up as ninja and so on, I guess.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You liked deviled eggs?

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Hell yes I do. Those things are delicious.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Eggs are awesome to begin with, and there aren't too many foods that can't be improved by the addition of extra fat in the form of mayonnaise or butter.

Om nom nom.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

We are going to have to agree to agree on this one, Blondie.

[nawigator]

Wow...

That is...that is...so cute I think I just got a cavity.