The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[nawigator]

That is really more of a song for listening to then dancing to Doctor.

This is a much better song! ♥



[[OOC: I couldn't resist XD ]]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Having just spent three minutes dancing around in my quarters to that, I can confirm that Pasha's choice is a good dancing song.

[nawigator]

T.A.T.u is a Russian Inwention, of course it is good!

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I remember that Bill quite liked their first song when it came out.

Then again, that's remarkably unsurprising, given the video.

[nawigator]

Mr Bill is obwiously a wery intelligent man then.

^_^

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

...I don't think it was the music he appreciated so much as... other elements of their performance.

[OOC - Damnit, should have replied before you had a chance to fix that wonderfully appropriate typo! XD]

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Do you like Vitas? I think he's my favorite Russian musical inwention:

[nawigator]

Da, he is a proud child of Mother Russia. How could I not like him? The gills are a bit odd though...

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'd fuck him. Accordian players got strong fingers, Peaches - life lesson, you remember that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got a little bit of a fucking mean streak in you, Peaches.

[nawigator]

Mean? I am nothing of the sort. I am wery nice!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. That is what all the sweet Russian peaches say when they totally get a song fucking stuck in my head all damn day.

[nawigator]

*Mock horror gasp*

Doctor you know more than one 'sweet Russian peach'? I am not sure vhether to be flattered or offended.

And vhat is vrong vith it! It is a lowely song!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

It is totes fucking lovely.

And, don't you goddamn worry, you are the only sweet Russian peach in my contact list at the moment. We got our own Russian but... He is not so damn sweet.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And, fucking frankly, this is a little more to my dance tastes:

[nawigator]

This is more fun though!

I hawe no idea vhat they are singing but the little cartoons are wery cute!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Goddamn it.

Fucking old-Earth Japanese anime ear worms. Harder to remove than fucking slugs.

[nawigator]

But they are wery cute!

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I got to give you the point on that one, Peaches.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Nothing beats this for cute little cartoons:

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Tina, sweetheart, have I told you lately that I love you? This is so sweet.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

And makes you crave an egg salad sandwich like crazy, am I right?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Blondie...

Dammit, I really want some fucking eggs now.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, me too. It's the risk I take when I watch those cute little eggs dressing up as ninja and so on, I guess.

[nawigator]

Wow...

That is...that is...so cute I think I just got a cavity.