The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...no, I think that time your meaning was clear.

I am glad you're not capable of being offended, because I didn't mean to offend you. I am sure you are amazing in bed. I'm just ignorant. It comes of being a man, I'm sure.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Gender and ignorance are not related, specifically, unless there is a historical human social hindrance I am unaware of.

But do not be concerned, Bill Shatner, ignorance is a perpetual state experienced by all beings. Information is all that is required to correct any specific presentation of it.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

You'll have to show me some time. I'm always eager to learn.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Indeed. Should an opportunity present itself, I will notify you.


(OOC - You think she's joking.)

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I look forward to it!

{OOC - you know, I don't? ;) ]

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I'd argue that ignorance in this instance is at least on some level linked with male priviledge.