The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I was being nonexplicit, and she'd clearly seen the vid in question already.

...I won't say anything about Tina, here.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

We are not talking about Tina's sex life, ever ever ever, all right? I have accepted that she has one, and now we will move on, and not talk about how much it disturbs me that she has been to bed with someone who looks just like me and whom I have also been to bed with. Lalalalalalalala.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well. That's a fucked up little situation right there, Billcakes.

Kinda hot.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

1. See above. (http://sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com/5966.html?thread=281934#t281934)

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is.

No. No it's not.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

*should not find this funny*

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

As we haven't actually discussed this, yet, I have no idea how to respond to that.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Let's just step around this fourth wall, shall we? Don't know why the fuck people keep putting these things in the middle of rooms.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

[OOC - I love you so fucking much.]

I agree. It's most confusing.