The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was just at the fact that you were telling this to teenage girls on the internet. I mean. Honestly.

And, yeah, I don't think De would appreciate it. Right now, anyway. Or our lovely Chapels.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...Spock?

Blank replies are illogical, you know. Unless the icon says something obvious like WTF or HI BILL.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I think the icon says she would like to see this post.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

So I was correct in my assumption? (http://sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com/5966.html?thread=281934#t281934)

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

You were. I just think Bill didn't expect it from a Spock.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Illogical, given that he understands my personal preferences.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I think he would have expected for you to say it straight out, rather than engaging in illogical internet behaviourisms.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Ah, my apologies. I had believed that a blank reply signified that the content of this particular thread was relevant to my interests and that you should continue this line of discussion, with my observation denoted.

Also, I would not object to a post, re: pretty girls tying each other up.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. Sorry, I failed to read the expression on the icon there. Len speaks better Vulcan than I do.

As it is, if both you and Len think this post would be a nice thing to see on your friendslists, I will just have to make it! Do Vulcans do, er, erotic photography?

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I cannot speculate upon the recreation activities of approximately six billion individual people, Bill Shatner. However, if there are any who do, I am unaware of it.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Aren't you appreciative of the presence of humans in the universe, then?

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I am appreciative of all life in the universe, though I do believe Romulans monopolize the pornography market in this era.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I should have specified. Speculate, Mr Spock. :)

More specifically, then: do you yourself enjoy erotic photography, or are you merely curious?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

This would also be relevant to my goddamn interests.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Always happy to satisfy three people at once.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I was being nonexplicit, and she'd clearly seen the vid in question already.

...I won't say anything about Tina, here.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

We are not talking about Tina's sex life, ever ever ever, all right? I have accepted that she has one, and now we will move on, and not talk about how much it disturbs me that she has been to bed with someone who looks just like me and whom I have also been to bed with. Lalalalalalalala.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well. That's a fucked up little situation right there, Billcakes.

Kinda hot.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

1. See above. (http://sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com/5966.html?thread=281934#t281934)

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is.

No. No it's not.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

*should not find this funny*

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

As we haven't actually discussed this, yet, I have no idea how to respond to that.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Let's just step around this fourth wall, shall we? Don't know why the fuck people keep putting these things in the middle of rooms.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

[OOC - I love you so fucking much.]

I agree. It's most confusing.