The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

...yes, which makes the skin crawling sensation I get from seeing you talk to him marginally less disturbing.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Well, that's good, at least.

You know I'm not actually going to let him touch me?

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's just peachy.

On the plus side, you'll get to have the bed all to yourself.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...

:(

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That's just fucking bitchy.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

It's called taking personal space for oneself to avoid doing someone damage.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

These parts, it's called punishing a man for not doing what he's told. Don't matter how you pretty it up. You're making him feel bad for your difference of fucking opinion.

But if you need some damn space, that's better than taking it out on him, I will support.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

No, punishing would be getting in his face and demanding to know whether it was worth it, for him. Pretending I was peachy when I'm decidedly not would not only be disingenous but genuinely disrespectful to him.

So yeah, I'm taking some space for myself.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes vouches for that's what's genuinely going on, I'll respect that.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I hope it is; I thought he was breaking up with me or something.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That's be a damn fool thing to do on his part.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I'm not breaking up with you, Bill. Granted, right now it feels like it might be the saner thing to do in terms of saving myself a great deal of emotional pain, but I'm decidedly insane where it concerns you.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I didn't mean to upset you. I'm sorry. I didn't think. I was only kidding around. I sort of forgot you could see it.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the apology. Let's talk about it later, alright?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Okay. Xxxx