The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

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[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Thank God for that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am beginning to think you don't like me, Chompers.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

It's not a matter of like or dislike. It's a matter of fucking self-preservation.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I ain't made move one against your boy or you. You paranoid?

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Bill has a tendency to give a little too much sometimes.

Caution is not the same as paranoia.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I note that you never got back to me when I gave you the chance to explain certain things to me.

So excuse me if I'm not entirely sanguine about the idea of entrusting one of the most important people in my life into your care.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Chompers, I got me a sickbay to run. Things got busy and then I plum forgot.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

And I got bored. You want to have a fucking philosophical debate about it? Your mind is already damn well made up.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt. By now, yes, there is no question for me that there's something wired decidedly wrong in your brain.

Whether you have the insight to appreciate that, however, is another matter entirely, and would be rather key to how I perceive you as a person.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I think you're being a little judgemental, Leonard.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

For fuck's sake, if you don't believe me, speak to Tina about some of the things she gleaned about him through beardy Spock.

Or just look at some of his earlier posts.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I just feel that people are being too quick to judge. I mean, maybe it depends on the situation? Plenty of people thought beardy Spock wasn't a nice guy, but Tina adores him.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Morals are relative, sure.

But the line needs to be drawn somewhere. I personally think desecration of a corpse for the purposes of getting off on it indicates something may not be quite right.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Well, but it's not our universe, Len. They may have totally different cultural norms and stuff. Fifty years ago - or, 250 years ago, I guess, now - they'd have thought me and you weren't quite right.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I don't even...

Fucking hell, Bill.

He enjoys torturing people, patients that have been entrusted into his care. He gets off on it.

You know what, I give up. I'll clearly just have to somehow get my head around the fact that, one of these days, you'll manage to get yourself killed in an incredibly unpleasant way because you have not an inch of self-preservation.

Not that I'll ever be able to.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Len, baby, I'm trying to be tolerant like you said, okay? I won't get killed. He's not even here. Anyway, he hasn't expressed any desire to do anything weird to me.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

There's tolerance, and there's stupididty.

And psychopaths don't tend to announce their intentions, at least not if they're smart.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're being awful hard on your boy, is all I'm saying.

Fuck, Chompers, I'll pinky-swear not to hurt him, that make you feel better?

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Which is hardly any of your business, is it?

If I felt I could trust you, it might.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

We'll agree to disagree on this one, all right? I like him.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I like you, too, Billcakes.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Beardy Spock'll kill a man deader than dead after tearing out his mind, given the right opportunity. Very few of us is allowed to be all sunshine and roses. Fact of life.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Exactly this.