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Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Date: 2010-01-01 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
I just feel that people are being too quick to judge. I mean, maybe it depends on the situation? Plenty of people thought beardy Spock wasn't a nice guy, but Tina adores him.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
Morals are relative, sure.

But the line needs to be drawn somewhere. I personally think desecration of a corpse for the purposes of getting off on it indicates something may not be quite right.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Well, but it's not our universe, Len. They may have totally different cultural norms and stuff. Fifty years ago - or, 250 years ago, I guess, now - they'd have thought me and you weren't quite right.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
I don't even...

Fucking hell, Bill.

He enjoys torturing people, patients that have been entrusted into his care. He gets off on it.

You know what, I give up. I'll clearly just have to somehow get my head around the fact that, one of these days, you'll manage to get yourself killed in an incredibly unpleasant way because you have not an inch of self-preservation.

Not that I'll ever be able to.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Len, baby, I'm trying to be tolerant like you said, okay? I won't get killed. He's not even here. Anyway, he hasn't expressed any desire to do anything weird to me.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
There's tolerance, and there's stupididty.

And psychopaths don't tend to announce their intentions, at least not if they're smart.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
You're being awful hard on your boy, is all I'm saying.

Fuck, Chompers, I'll pinky-swear not to hurt him, that make you feel better?

Date: 2010-01-01 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
Which is hardly any of your business, is it?

If I felt I could trust you, it might.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I like the man. Don't care to see him all twisted up because you're freaking the fuck out over me, that's for damn sure.

I ain't lied to you yet.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
No, but you could be. Your damn boyfriend can't be all that far away.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
Quite frankly, nothing could be further from my mind.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
That's a damn shame.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
We'll agree to disagree on this one, all right? I like him.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
I like you, too, Billcakes.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:40 am (UTC)

Date: 2010-01-01 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
Fine.

So much for that conversation we had about considering each other's opinions and feelings, then. Clearly I overestimated you.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
...but Len, I only know him on the internet!

Date: 2010-01-01 01:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
...yes, which makes the skin crawling sensation I get from seeing you talk to him marginally less disturbing.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Well, that's good, at least.

You know I'm not actually going to let him touch me?

Date: 2010-01-01 01:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] len-not-spock.livejournal.com
Yes, it's just peachy.

On the plus side, you'll get to have the bed all to yourself.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:58 am (UTC)

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Date: 2010-01-01 01:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com
Beardy Spock'll kill a man deader than dead after tearing out his mind, given the right opportunity. Very few of us is allowed to be all sunshine and roses. Fact of life.

Date: 2010-01-01 01:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] canadianbill.livejournal.com
Exactly this.

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