The real party is in my pants but you are invited to the one in my fucking sickbay for starters

[sharpestscalpel]

Got a message from 'Fleet command today, looking for Pike and what the hell is he doing and blah blah Empire business blah.

Uhura handled it before Chekov could flub it. Those two are turning into a dangerous pair. I've had three castrations to, well, it ain't like you can re-attach that shit when it's been pulverized. Chekov does some dirty fucking work, man. Good kid.

Other than that, ain't nothing going down. I figured we'd be seeing hell and weird shit after that whole scene in the brig but Enterprise has been quiet lately and Kirk is hanging on just as tight as he can to keeping his breathing and his beating fucking heart inside his fucking body.

Time to bust out some music, I think. Make the nurses dance a bit. It ain't easy to shake your fucking ass to Tom Waits but that ain't exactly my fucking problem, now is it?

Comments

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

...I don't think it was the music he appreciated so much as... other elements of their performance.

[OOC - Damnit, should have replied before you had a chance to fix that wonderfully appropriate typo! XD]

[nawigator]

Oh. Ooooh.....

Vell at least he know vhat he likes....a wery admirable quality.

[[OOC: XD Very appropriate typo!]]

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

This much is certainly true.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

I am very confused by that video now. They are not proper lesbians like our lady Spock, are they, is that right?

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Don't pretend, I saw you watch it that one time. Which was more than sufficient.

And no, they're not. I think the term that's commonly applied by actual lesbians is thesbians.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

What, so, I'm not allowed to watch pretty girls kiss each other, now?

Hey, actually, today I found some beautiful pictures of pretty girls tying each other up. Incidentally. I don't think they were thesbians either.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I never said that. All I said was don't get offended when we both know it got you hot.

Do tell. You wouldn't happen to have saved the links, would you?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I think there are very few men who wouldn't admit that watching girls kissing got them hot. No?

I didn't, alas. I was contemplating making a whatchamacallit, an LJ post of them for you though. Course, now I've told you it wouldn't be a surprise, so I guess we can just look at them on my PADD.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Then why the 'Excuse me?'?

Either would work, although if you made an LJ post others would be able to enjoy them as well, right? But obviously it'd be wise to filter certain people out, I think.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, this was just at the fact that you were telling this to teenage girls on the internet. I mean. Honestly.

And, yeah, I don't think De would appreciate it. Right now, anyway. Or our lovely Chapels.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...Spock?

Blank replies are illogical, you know. Unless the icon says something obvious like WTF or HI BILL.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I think the icon says she would like to see this post.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

So I was correct in my assumption? (http://sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com/5966.html?thread=281934#t281934)

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

You were. I just think Bill didn't expect it from a Spock.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

Ah, my apologies. I had believed that a blank reply signified that the content of this particular thread was relevant to my interests and that you should continue this line of discussion, with my observation denoted.

Also, I would not object to a post, re: pretty girls tying each other up.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, I see. Sorry, I failed to read the expression on the icon there. Len speaks better Vulcan than I do.

As it is, if both you and Len think this post would be a nice thing to see on your friendslists, I will just have to make it! Do Vulcans do, er, erotic photography?

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

I cannot speculate upon the recreation activities of approximately six billion individual people, Bill Shatner. However, if there are any who do, I am unaware of it.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

I was being nonexplicit, and she'd clearly seen the vid in question already.

...I won't say anything about Tina, here.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

We are not talking about Tina's sex life, ever ever ever, all right? I have accepted that she has one, and now we will move on, and not talk about how much it disturbs me that she has been to bed with someone who looks just like me and whom I have also been to bed with. Lalalalalalalala.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well. That's a fucked up little situation right there, Billcakes.

Kinda hot.

[science-blues.livejournal.com]

1. See above. (http://sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com/5966.html?thread=281934#t281934)

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Yes. Yes it is.

No. No it's not.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

As we haven't actually discussed this, yet, I have no idea how to respond to that.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Let's just step around this fourth wall, shall we? Don't know why the fuck people keep putting these things in the middle of rooms.