I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I like the twist to your mouth in that picture. It looks thoughtful. And determined.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, I do like you. Ain't you kicking this off all sweet and shit.

I like that you got these notions and when they are wrong and you get called on it, you are fucking okay with that.. Shows some goddamn character.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Thank you, doctor. I'm glad you like me. I like you too. And I like being liked. Especially for things like my strength of character, instead of just my ass.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

I really do like the long hair look for you. So that's a nice thing, right?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're fucking trouble, Blondie. I ain't got a bit of nice for you. You make some damn good suggestions, I will fucking give you that, though.

Also, you keep that mouth shut.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

Well, I may not like a lot of what you say, Doctor, but at least I know you're always honest and forthright. I think the universe - any universe - could do with a little more of that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got a real fine ass.

And you act like a goddamn competent nurse which is always a good fucking thing to see.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

You're a handsome fuck, I'll give you that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm even fucking better looking when I fuck.

You're a douchebag. But you look good with a beard. Let your hair grow and you could be a goddamn goodlooking man.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Have a bad day, Meat?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't fucking say that. I've had better but I've definitely had goddamn worse.

Bark, you are some interesting shit even if you won't let me poke at your pollen slits.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I enjoy your creative use of profanity. It approaches poetry, it really does.

But I think what I respect more is the fact that you can post something like this, and people will respond.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't even fucking know why but I goddamn appreciate it for the entertainment value.

You ain't predictable, that's for fucking sure. I like that. I don't trust it, but I like it.

Impossible Timing FTMFW [ooc but ic]

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

I'll bite.

Nothing else to do in this fvadta lightbox.

Re: Impossible Timing FTMFW [ooc but ic]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

How's the vag treating you?

Them legs as long as they were, Tentpole? Because if the answer is yes then you might just be very fucking popular.

[dr-mccoy1701.livejournal.com]

I'll agree with the other me. You're damn hot. You've also got a mouth on you that makes me want to shove a bar of old fashioned soap down your throat. Because really?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You look like your about to shit our pants in that icon, buddy. I don't fucking recommend the experience.

And, yeah, really. People keep fucking threatening me with soap but ain't nobody had the balls to goddamn try for it yet.

And your little shower thing gave me a couple of ideas for this new situation I have developing. In my pants. Which is to say, I had not considered fucking Jim Kirk but that might be a heap of fun, recent developments being what they are.

[nawigator]

You are rather interesting and actually rather amusing to talk to. Has you Chekov really been causing that much problems for you? Even if your taste in nicknames sucks

And darn right, the curls say nothing but they do disarm people to your potential danger

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You are fucking adorable. It's precious, Peachy-pop, I tell you goddamn what. Makes me kind of fond of you.

And yeah, he's a fuckload of trouble wrapped up in a pain in my ass. If he would just kill the assholes, he wouldn't be making so much work for me but he's got this notion that he has to teach people a lesson.

Obvs, if these fuckers could learn that lesson, they wouldn't be in the shitting Fleet to begin with.

Gives me a goddamn headache.

That's my damn Peachy-pop - you keep 'em disarmed.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

You make swearing into an art. You also make me unconsciously regress to my old Missouri figures of speech, I tell you what.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Aw, fuck it. Your faggy hair is pretty. There, I goddamn said it.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

You never fail to entertain me in some form.

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

I "Friended" you, so clearly I like you enough to see your posts on my "Friends" page.

(Were people in the 20/21th Century so desperate for the allusion of popularity that they labeled total strangers as Friends?)

[de-forest.livejournal.com]

I think I'm somewhat 'late to the party,' as I've seen said on this internet thing. Now you're not insulting Bill, I will probably find you more agreeable.

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

You are an eloquent son of a bitch.

Now talk.