I don't fucking like you, how about that?
Jan. 27th, 2010 08:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
sharpestscalpelI keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.
And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.
But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.
When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?
Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.
Any shitting way:
You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.
Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.
In which case I will fucking tell you that.
Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.
And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.
But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.
When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?
Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.
Any shitting way:
You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.
Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.
In which case I will fucking tell you that.
Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.
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Date: 2010-01-28 05:33 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-01-28 12:58 pm (UTC)And, yeah, really. People keep fucking threatening me with soap but ain't nobody had the balls to goddamn try for it yet.
And your little shower thing gave me a couple of ideas for this new situation I have developing. In my pants. Which is to say, I had not considered fucking Jim Kirk but that might be a heap of fun, recent developments being what they are.
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Date: 2010-01-28 06:01 pm (UTC)And don't tempt me, I might just do it.
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Date: 2010-01-28 06:12 pm (UTC)