I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I like the twist to your mouth in that picture. It looks thoughtful. And determined.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

I really do like the long hair look for you. So that's a nice thing, right?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, I do like you. Ain't you kicking this off all sweet and shit.

I like that you got these notions and when they are wrong and you get called on it, you are fucking okay with that.. Shows some goddamn character.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You're fucking trouble, Blondie. I ain't got a bit of nice for you. You make some damn good suggestions, I will fucking give you that, though.

Also, you keep that mouth shut.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

Well, I may not like a lot of what you say, Doctor, but at least I know you're always honest and forthright. I think the universe - any universe - could do with a little more of that.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

You're a handsome fuck, I'll give you that.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Thank you, doctor. I'm glad you like me. I like you too. And I like being liked. Especially for things like my strength of character, instead of just my ass.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Have a bad day, Meat?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm even fucking better looking when I fuck.

You're a douchebag. But you look good with a beard. Let your hair grow and you could be a goddamn goodlooking man.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't fucking say that. I've had better but I've definitely had goddamn worse.

Bark, you are some interesting shit even if you won't let me poke at your pollen slits.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You got a real fine ass.

And you act like a goddamn competent nurse which is always a good fucking thing to see.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, you got a fine ass, too, from what I can see.

Ain't seen it close enough to really judge, un-fucking-fortunately.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

There's only one person allowed to get near my pollen slits and you're not him.

You're blunt, Meat. People know where they stand with you without having to guess. No games or translating. I like that.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Tried the long hair, didn't like it.

And I never really worried 'bout what I look like when I fuck. I'll have to ask someone sometime.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I ain't fucking worried about it. Can't help but goddamn notice it when I look so fine, though. One advantage of filming the important fucks.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Blunt's the only way I feel like being. Ain't got time for anything else.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I enjoy your creative use of profanity. It approaches poetry, it really does.

But I think what I respect more is the fact that you can post something like this, and people will respond.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You haven't?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't even fucking know why but I goddamn appreciate it for the entertainment value.

You ain't predictable, that's for fucking sure. I like that. I don't trust it, but I like it.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

No sir, usually got other things on my mind at the time...

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Lucky you.

I'm guessing you don't trust easy. But I think I'm very predictable.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I meant after. You could ask after.

You look gorgeous, by the way.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

... you know, I sorta wanna watch that now.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Trusting easy is a fucking sucker game, Golden Boy. It'll get you fucked over a rock.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'll see if I can scare it up.