I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, I do like you. Ain't you kicking this off all sweet and shit.

I like that you got these notions and when they are wrong and you get called on it, you are fucking okay with that.. Shows some goddamn character.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Thank you, doctor. I'm glad you like me. I like you too. And I like being liked. Especially for things like my strength of character, instead of just my ass.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, you got a fine ass, too, from what I can see.

Ain't seen it close enough to really judge, un-fucking-fortunately.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

There's a whole blog dedicated to it so I assume it's good. Jim's is pretty nice, as well.