I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Trusting easy is a fucking sucker game, Golden Boy. It'll get you fucked over a rock.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No offense, but that's why I'm glad I live where I do. Maybe that's a luxury.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Luxury is one word for it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, can I ask what's so unpredictable about me? I mean, have I done anything particularly surprising?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I got eyes - you don't necessarily take the easy road. And you got a lot invested in doing what you think is the fucking right thing. I ain't aware of another person I know like that.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I find that both flattering and very sad. And one of the most predictable things about me, really.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Why sad?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I like to think I'm not that unique, in that regard. I'm not trying to be a hero. I'm trying to do the right thing.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

But you ain't got an angle with that, not that I can see.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You don't know me that well. Maybe I have one. I don't think I do, but I wish it wasn't so surprising that someone would act on his conscience.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Every man's conscious is vile and depraved, Golden Boy. Ain't the job of my conscious to keep me in line. My own job to keep it satisfied.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I don't believe that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What do you fucking believe then?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I believe that people have the ability to be good. I believe that we can choose to do good. I believe that circumstance and environment affect one's ability to do that, and I've been lucky enough to live and work in a world, a Federation, in whose principles I firmly believe. I understand it's not the same everywhere, but I'm an optimist.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't say I'm NOT a goddamn optimist.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No, I can see you're not without a certain brightness of outlook. I think what I mean is that I believe that acting as I believe is right, and attempting to do good, will on the whole garner good results. I believe this is taken as naivete by some.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

It's kind of like forcing the fucking universe to your will.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

How so? I mean, that gives me an awful lot of power. What if my positive outlook merely allows good things to happen, or in other words, I don't curb the possibilities by thinking negatively. I'm not forcing anything to happen.