I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

You're a handsome fuck, I'll give you that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm even fucking better looking when I fuck.

You're a douchebag. But you look good with a beard. Let your hair grow and you could be a goddamn goodlooking man.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Tried the long hair, didn't like it.

And I never really worried 'bout what I look like when I fuck. I'll have to ask someone sometime.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I ain't fucking worried about it. Can't help but goddamn notice it when I look so fine, though. One advantage of filming the important fucks.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

... you know, I sorta wanna watch that now.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'll see if I can scare it up.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

You haven't?

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

No sir, usually got other things on my mind at the time...

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I meant after. You could ask after.

You look gorgeous, by the way.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Why Jim, that's really sweet of you. I am, however, fully aware that when there is a Jim Kirk (or two) around, I'm not the prettiest girl at the party, but that's fucking fine with me.

See you soon I hope?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

This is all fucking sweet and all but would y'all get a goddamn room if you're going to make sucking fucking kissie face at each other?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

It's not a contest, Bones. I distinctly recall more than one person appreciating the view with you in it.

I hope. In some form or other.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

I was not unappreciative.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That's what I said.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

I simply wished to reiterate it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

It's worth reiterating, it's true.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Which is why I did so, Jim.

Shall I continue to do so or do you believe the point has been adequately made?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I think he's got it, Spock.

I was just agreeing with you.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

I would not object to further... examination performed by Dr. McCoy.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Spock, you surprise and delight me.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Is that not my job as your bondmate, Jim?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

If it's not, it should be. I approve.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Your approval is somehow unsurprising. It is still, however, welcome.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure my counterpart did a very thorough examination, but as a physician, I most heartily recommend a second opinion. To make sure, you know. that everything is in place.

♥

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

It seems only logical.