I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I think he's got it, Spock.

I was just agreeing with you.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

I would not object to further... examination performed by Dr. McCoy.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Spock, you surprise and delight me.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Is that not my job as your bondmate, Jim?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

If it's not, it should be. I approve.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Your approval is somehow unsurprising. It is still, however, welcome.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'll have to work on the surprising part, then.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Is surprise such an important factor?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I thought it was part of the job description.

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

If it is part of the job description then, by definition, it is an important factor. I shall permit it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused. You said it was part of the job description. Didn't you?

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

Jim, I am well aware that you are accomplished in the verbal wordplay often engaged in by lovers.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Damn. See, I can't surprise you!

How'd you get a girly icon so fast? Len take photos or something?

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

I'm sure my counterpart did a very thorough examination, but as a physician, I most heartily recommend a second opinion. To make sure, you know. that everything is in place.

♥

[sehlatbear.livejournal.com]

It seems only logical.