I don't fucking like you, how about that?

[sharpestscalpel]

I keep seeing this goddamn "I Like You" or some shit meme. Like anyone will catch the fucking Morrissey reference. I mean, motherfuck, that's some old Earth date 1980s shit there.

And I ain't all about this journal becoming nothing but memes and polls because that is bullshit.

But now I'm sitting here waiting for the regen unit to attach Ensign Fuckface Singer's fingers back on and I'm bored.

When are these fly-by-night pricks going to learn that Chekov will cut off your parts if you don't look sharp and keep your hands and arms inside the goddamn ride at all times?

Jesus fucking Christ on an anti-grav polo stick. The curls are not a goddamn sign of anything. Stop trusting the fucking curls.

Any shitting way:

You leave me a fucking comment, I'll tell you why you're a goddamn fuck face is what I'll tell you.

Well, I might also tell you why I like you - if I fucking like you, which I most likely do not. Or I'll tell you why you're interesting unless you bored the hell out of me.

In which case I will fucking tell you that.

Your goddamn comment better say something fucking nice about me, though.

Comments

[nawigator]

You are rather interesting and actually rather amusing to talk to. Has you Chekov really been causing that much problems for you? Even if your taste in nicknames sucks

And darn right, the curls say nothing but they do disarm people to your potential danger

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You are fucking adorable. It's precious, Peachy-pop, I tell you goddamn what. Makes me kind of fond of you.

And yeah, he's a fuckload of trouble wrapped up in a pain in my ass. If he would just kill the assholes, he wouldn't be making so much work for me but he's got this notion that he has to teach people a lesson.

Obvs, if these fuckers could learn that lesson, they wouldn't be in the shitting Fleet to begin with.

Gives me a goddamn headache.

That's my damn Peachy-pop - you keep 'em disarmed.

[nawigator]

I suppose there is com logic to his thinking, it is better to hawe someone be taught something from a negatiwe experience and useful then to be dead and useless, at least that is vhat I vould think if I vere someone from you uniwerse...I think, I am not sure I confused myself a little there.

Just do not touch the hair, from the data I hawe gathered 3/3 Chekovs dislike people touching their hair.