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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite food?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Current fucking favorite involves some goddamn real sopressata, none of that dicksnot replicated shit because that shit is vile and of an inappropriate cunt-licking texture. Dark pumpernickel bread. Avocado.

It's like a goddamn religious experience except I don't fucking believe in God. I believe in this shitting sandwich though, I tell you goddamn what.

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, that must be a truly beaut of a sandwich.

I've never had replicated sopressata.

[nawigator]

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], what is your goddamn favourite medical procedure?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I've given this some fucking thought before, you know. I got downtime, I like to goddamn ponder things.

Got to go with a good old-fashioned enema, I think.

[nawigator]

I was expecting something much more disturbing then that. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite sexual act?

Or position.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am mighty fucking fond of a good hard fuck, I must admit.

Though a woman on the goddamn rag is a damn buffet I cannot pass up.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Your answers, sir, do not disappoint.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite nail polish color?

[iss-eyeliner.livejournal.com]

This question is relevant to my interests.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

For my own personal uses or on shitting others? Don't much care what others do, though Jos had this red she favored...

I'm partial to matte black, myself. Though my all-time favorite is a dark blue cream shade - real nice and it compliments the medical blues.

Got it on my toenails right now as a matter of fucking fact.

[geekiwi.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite flavour of motherfucking ice cream?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Cookies and fucking creme, man. Also makes a damn fine milkshake.

Though, you want to talk milkshakes, they got these little damn cookies the fucking junior girl fleet brigade scouts sell every fucking year - little mint things that you can grind up with some vanilla ice cream and it's the fucking end of the world it's so goddamn good.

[ltlbtovik.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite language?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I been sitting here pondering it. Standard's fucking useful - official language and all that shit. Vulcan's good for figuring out what the shit is actually happening - got to speak the language of your damn slave races, ain't no lie.

But I think my favorite is probably the English of my fucking childhood. Nothing like granny's way of speaking.

[lt-paula.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite bone?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I got me a partiality to the hyoid bone, truth be told. It's situated in the anterior midline of the neck between the chin and the thyroid cartilage. It's real particular - it ain't articulated to any other bone and that's pretty fucking unique in the human shitting body.

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

Goddamnit, Pointy, A (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hKt7d3GmyU) or B (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrO4YZeyl0I)?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That's a fucking tough choice.

Have to go with B, though, Tentpole. I do like that fire bang fucking ending. And it reminds me of Jos, a bit.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Hey dipshit! What's your goddamn favorite place to go on vacation?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Always fond of visiting the family property outside of Atlanta.

But I've got a couple regular hotels on Risa that cater to my particular interests.

And a bit of land tucked away on Narcisean VI where I keep a few special toys.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

What's your favorite way of expressing yourself that doesn't involve cursing?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Homemade porn, mostly.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn fucking favorite book?