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Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite food?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Current fucking favorite involves some goddamn real sopressata, none of that dicksnot replicated shit because that shit is vile and of an inappropriate cunt-licking texture. Dark pumpernickel bread. Avocado.

It's like a goddamn religious experience except I don't fucking believe in God. I believe in this shitting sandwich though, I tell you goddamn what.

[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god, that must be a truly beaut of a sandwich.

I've never had replicated sopressata.