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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[dilithiumwanted.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite food?

[nawigator]

[Bad username or site: @ livejournal.com], what is your goddamn favourite medical procedure?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite sexual act?

Or position.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite nail polish color?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Current fucking favorite involves some goddamn real sopressata, none of that dicksnot replicated shit because that shit is vile and of an inappropriate cunt-licking texture. Dark pumpernickel bread. Avocado.

It's like a goddamn religious experience except I don't fucking believe in God. I believe in this shitting sandwich though, I tell you goddamn what.

[geekiwi.livejournal.com]

sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite flavour of motherfucking ice cream?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I've given this some fucking thought before, you know. I got downtime, I like to goddamn ponder things.

Got to go with a good old-fashioned enema, I think.

[nawigator]

I was expecting something much more disturbing then that. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or disappointed.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm a simple man, Peaches.

Besides, you ever fucked someone whose just been cleaned out slick as a whistle?

And there's some goddamn cramping if you pump 'em a little too full that's a fucking beauty to behold.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am mighty fucking fond of a good hard fuck, I must admit.

Though a woman on the goddamn rag is a damn buffet I cannot pass up.

[nawigator]

Can not say I have, no.

Still fixated on that nickname Doctor? It's getting a little dull now.

[iss-eyeliner.livejournal.com]

This question is relevant to my interests.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

For my own personal uses or on shitting others? Don't much care what others do, though Jos had this red she favored...

I'm partial to matte black, myself. Though my all-time favorite is a dark blue cream shade - real nice and it compliments the medical blues.

Got it on my toenails right now as a matter of fucking fact.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Your answers, sir, do not disappoint.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Cookies and fucking creme, man. Also makes a damn fine milkshake.

Though, you want to talk milkshakes, they got these little damn cookies the fucking junior girl fleet brigade scouts sell every fucking year - little mint things that you can grind up with some vanilla ice cream and it's the fucking end of the world it's so goddamn good.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want a new nickname, Peaches? I can do that.

How about персик?

And you're fucking missing out. You need to get you one of those strap on cocks and give that sparkle pants version of Kirk a call.

[nawigator]

How about just Chekov? It's actually shorter then your nickname of mine. And you know that means the same.

Sparkle pants? I admit it, I laughed. But in all seriousness, no, I doubt anything will happen between James and I ever again. Especially since he's no longer on the ship and I have a boyfriend now and I am all for monogamy.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

I think you've got the wrong Kirk for that sort of thing.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Do you? I'm glad of that, Pasha. I mean it.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't got to be fancy to be a good fucking time, right?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What, you already fucked her once? Figured it be a smaller step than a whole new fucking Kirk. You got some something against pegging, Sparklebritches?

[nawigator]

Yes, things were awkward but they worked out okay.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I was not aware of this boyfriend development - you been holding out on me, Pasha?

How 'bout Pasha? How 'bout Pashapants? I like it, I think I'll fucking keep it.

But, you got a boyfriend, you got a built-in ass to fuck; that's some good fucking news!

I ain't all that into monogamy myself.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. I have every confidence you're a very good time.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Have it on pretty good authority the other one's all over that action. Pegging, not Pasha. Far as I know.