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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I am mighty fucking fond of a good hard fuck, I must admit.

Though a woman on the goddamn rag is a damn buffet I cannot pass up.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Your answers, sir, do not disappoint.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't got to be fancy to be a good fucking time, right?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I couldn't agree more. I have every confidence you're a very good time.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Jimmy-boy ain't complained a lick.

Though, to be fucking honest, his mouth is full most of the goddamn time.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Then licking isn't going to tell you much, I guess.

Hope you're giving him a break. And exercising other fine parts of his anatomy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

He's on break right now - that away mission's running fucking long.

Take his ass every dayto the gym regularly.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Sorry to hear that. I hope he's okay.

And that's very... healthful of you.