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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[nawigator]

Can not say I have, no.

Still fixated on that nickname Doctor? It's getting a little dull now.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want a new nickname, Peaches? I can do that.

How about персик?

And you're fucking missing out. You need to get you one of those strap on cocks and give that sparkle pants version of Kirk a call.

[nawigator]

How about just Chekov? It's actually shorter then your nickname of mine. And you know that means the same.

Sparkle pants? I admit it, I laughed. But in all seriousness, no, I doubt anything will happen between James and I ever again. Especially since he's no longer on the ship and I have a boyfriend now and I am all for monogamy.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Do you? I'm glad of that, Pasha. I mean it.

[nawigator]

Yes, things were awkward but they worked out okay.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. Just don't go around baiting bad men, and I think you'll go far.

[nawigator]

I do not bait them, I just do not discourage them.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Just saying. There are evil people out there, would take advantage of such a thing.

[nawigator]

Thank you for your concern James, it is touching.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That right there is what makes you a damn fun time, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Well, I wouldn't want to be boring, now would I?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I was not aware of this boyfriend development - you been holding out on me, Pasha?

How 'bout Pasha? How 'bout Pashapants? I like it, I think I'll fucking keep it.

But, you got a boyfriend, you got a built-in ass to fuck; that's some good fucking news!

I ain't all that into monogamy myself.

[nawigator]

If you do not ask how am I supposed to tell, McCoy?

Pashapants, Good Lord. That's...unique.

All the same, maybe a long long long time from now. But not an approachable subject just yet.

Colour me not surprised.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

True, not everyone jumps right into that shit. Damn shame.

Don't be ashamed of having sex, Pashapants.

Anyway, he don't treat you right, you just let me know.

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

That makes me sad. Not surprised, but sad.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You get all warm and squishy feeling 'bout them men of yours?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I do, regularly.

[nawigator]

I am not ashamed of it, it is just not normally a subject broached in such a public forum.

Believe me he would have a whole shipload of people to deal with if they thought he wasn't treating me right. But I can take care of myself and Hikaru is not like that, he is too kind.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You just make sure he ain't too kind to play a little rough with you sometimes, Pashapants.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

I think you've got the wrong Kirk for that sort of thing.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What, you already fucked her once? Figured it be a smaller step than a whole new fucking Kirk. You got some something against pegging, Sparklebritches?

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Have it on pretty good authority the other one's all over that action. Pegging, not Pasha. Far as I know.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I believe my opinion of him just rose up a notch.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Why thank you, Doctor.

Why on earth would I object to a pretty girl going at me with whatever she damn well pleases?

James is just repressed.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

He does seem real opposed to the idea of getting fucked. He might have - I think in your fucking universe, you'd call it "bad experiences."