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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Do you? I'm glad of that, Pasha. I mean it.

[nawigator]

Yes, things were awkward but they worked out okay.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. Just don't go around baiting bad men, and I think you'll go far.

[nawigator]

I do not bait them, I just do not discourage them.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Just saying. There are evil people out there, would take advantage of such a thing.

[nawigator]

Thank you for your concern James, it is touching.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That right there is what makes you a damn fun time, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Well, I wouldn't want to be boring, now would I?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Don't reckon you know how to be boring.

Now, see, I said something nice just for fucking you.

[nawigator]

I try my best.

I see that and I'm very proud of you Doctor, next thing you know you'll be talking politely to little old ladies.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Little old goddamn ladies better fucking be nice to me first.

[nawigator]

Oh I'm sure they'd love you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking better. I'm goddamn charming.

[nawigator]

I wouldn't introduce you to my babushka though, I would be afraid you would get jumped. She likes Doctors.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Little old ladies got to see some fucking action, too, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Ew.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Grandmas have fucking clitorises, too.

[nawigator]

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