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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[nawigator]

How about just Chekov? It's actually shorter then your nickname of mine. And you know that means the same.

Sparkle pants? I admit it, I laughed. But in all seriousness, no, I doubt anything will happen between James and I ever again. Especially since he's no longer on the ship and I have a boyfriend now and I am all for monogamy.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Do you? I'm glad of that, Pasha. I mean it.

[nawigator]

Yes, things were awkward but they worked out okay.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Good to hear. Just don't go around baiting bad men, and I think you'll go far.

[nawigator]

I do not bait them, I just do not discourage them.

[gold-ambition.livejournal.com]

Right, right. Just saying. There are evil people out there, would take advantage of such a thing.

[nawigator]

Thank you for your concern James, it is touching.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That right there is what makes you a damn fun time, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Well, I wouldn't want to be boring, now would I?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Don't reckon you know how to be boring.

Now, see, I said something nice just for fucking you.

[nawigator]

I try my best.

I see that and I'm very proud of you Doctor, next thing you know you'll be talking politely to little old ladies.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Little old goddamn ladies better fucking be nice to me first.

[nawigator]

Oh I'm sure they'd love you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I was not aware of this boyfriend development - you been holding out on me, Pasha?

How 'bout Pasha? How 'bout Pashapants? I like it, I think I'll fucking keep it.

But, you got a boyfriend, you got a built-in ass to fuck; that's some good fucking news!

I ain't all that into monogamy myself.

[nawigator]

If you do not ask how am I supposed to tell, McCoy?

Pashapants, Good Lord. That's...unique.

All the same, maybe a long long long time from now. But not an approachable subject just yet.

Colour me not surprised.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

True, not everyone jumps right into that shit. Damn shame.

Don't be ashamed of having sex, Pashapants.

Anyway, he don't treat you right, you just let me know.

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

That makes me sad. Not surprised, but sad.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You get all warm and squishy feeling 'bout them men of yours?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I do, regularly.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sounds unpleasant.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

It isn't, but to each their own, I guess.

Figured you weren't one for being squeamish.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fruit goes mushy, I throw it the fuck out. You want me to feel mushy? Why the fuck should I?

[nawigator]

I am not ashamed of it, it is just not normally a subject broached in such a public forum.

Believe me he would have a whole shipload of people to deal with if they thought he wasn't treating me right. But I can take care of myself and Hikaru is not like that, he is too kind.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You just make sure he ain't too kind to play a little rough with you sometimes, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Yes. That is definitely not a problem. I should really get him drunk and jealous more often.