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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

True, not everyone jumps right into that shit. Damn shame.

Don't be ashamed of having sex, Pashapants.

Anyway, he don't treat you right, you just let me know.

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

And, hell, you all have this romance thing going on that's just a bit missing completely and fucking totally in these parts.

That makes me sad. Not surprised, but sad.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You get all warm and squishy feeling 'bout them men of yours?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I do, regularly.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sounds unpleasant.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

It isn't, but to each their own, I guess.

Figured you weren't one for being squeamish.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fruit goes mushy, I throw it the fuck out. You want me to feel mushy? Why the fuck should I?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Never said I wanted you to. I was merely observing that I find great value in my personal relationships, many of which, in the common figurative vernacular, may be referred to as having "mushy" elements which in no way denotes "rot."

I love being in love, is all.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You love putrid bananas too?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Um, no.

It's an imperfect analogy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd better fucking think of a new one then.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Why? You were the one who started talking about fruit. I don't know why we need to be speaking figuratively at all.

[nawigator]

I am not ashamed of it, it is just not normally a subject broached in such a public forum.

Believe me he would have a whole shipload of people to deal with if they thought he wasn't treating me right. But I can take care of myself and Hikaru is not like that, he is too kind.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You just make sure he ain't too kind to play a little rough with you sometimes, Pashapants.

[nawigator]

Yes. That is definitely not a problem. I should really get him drunk and jealous more often.