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[sharpestscalpel]

Fill in the shitting blank:

"sharpestscalpel, what is your goddamn favorite _______?"

And then I will fucking answer.

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Sounds unpleasant.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

It isn't, but to each their own, I guess.

Figured you weren't one for being squeamish.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fruit goes mushy, I throw it the fuck out. You want me to feel mushy? Why the fuck should I?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Never said I wanted you to. I was merely observing that I find great value in my personal relationships, many of which, in the common figurative vernacular, may be referred to as having "mushy" elements which in no way denotes "rot."

I love being in love, is all.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You love putrid bananas too?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Um, no.

It's an imperfect analogy.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd better fucking think of a new one then.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Why? You were the one who started talking about fruit. I don't know why we need to be speaking figuratively at all.