Fuck Your Questions

[sharpestscalpel]

What the fuck is every fucking body smoking in that fucking pussy universe? Y'all go all telling all your goddamn secrets like it ain't private fucking business.

And to anonymous shitting commenters at that.

I tell you goddamn what, you want to ask me a question, you grab your balls and you fucking ask me a question, assholes. None of this anonymous safety shit.

Anonymous. Fucking fuck on a rusty fuck stick. You people astound me from time to fucking time.

Ask me a mother-fucking question with your goddamn name on it, dicksnots. I dare you.

Comments

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I haven't told a damn secret to any of their asses, so you can just shush until I do.

What was the best sex you've ever had?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You ain't yet but you will, posting some goddamn meme like a fucking lemming. You go on and spill all your information to Jesus fucking Christ only knows who, Tinker. And then you see if it don't come back and bite your ass.

Also, I don't believe my mother would fucking appreciate me telling tales on her like that.

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *gets down on one knee*

Will you goddamn marry me, you fucking sunuvabitch?))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I will goddamn consider it but first I must play hard to get like the Southern gentleman I am.))

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make generalizations like that. Some of us understand the value of keeping our secrets.


Why are you in such a bad mood?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You ain't dumb, I will give you that, Skirt.

It's been a fucking day, I tell you goddamn what. Thank you for asking, by the motherfucking by. I appreciate that consideration.

Had some fools try to poison some other idiots in Engineering. You ever cleaned up Orion puke? Nasty shit. And that was just the tip of the proverbial fucking iceberg.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I don't feel I've anything to hide, but there is something cathartic about anonymity. I figure most people figure me out pretty quickly, but especially in a position of authority, real or imagined, it's sometimes easier for people to talk without the burden of those relationships. And I think the need for secrecy is relative.

I've been curious about why you open yourself up to the scrutiny of, well, people like us. I don't mean in the sense that you're giving anything away, but I am curious about what you get from these interactions. That's not a criticism. I'm genuinely curious.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Real basic level, I like fucking talking to people. Mouth-breathers on this ship - they might be the goddamn best and brightest but they ain't got a lot of spare thinking time, being mostly concerned with staying alive and advancing their damn positions.

It's possible that I've got me a little too much free time. I need me a hobby or some fucking thing.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Got one for you, dipshit. If you hadn't gone into medicine, what would you be doing now (aside from being in prison)?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Might have stayed me at home and done some fucking writing, actually. Always had a thing for literature.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

What's the thing you've always wanted to do but haven't?

What's too much for even YOU to handle? Gotta be something.

Who's the person on your ship to stay the hell away from, besides you?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I believe Pike would kill me for answering that first fucking question.

I ain't hit my limits yet.

And I figure, people don't know better than to stay out of fucking Uhura's way, it ain't in me to warn them. Especially not now. Some shit is about to go down.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Your turn, human. What would happen if all of your skin got stripped off?

[[OOC - Brahms's Lullaby! How much do I love you? The answer is a whole fucking lot. xD]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I got a little experience with this so I can tell you pretty specific - though not PERSONAL 1st hand experience. I've... observed it a time or fucking two.

Basically, I'd be all leaky. You rip the skin clean off without damaging the underlying fucking structures, most of the squishy bits'll stay in place okay if you don't jostle them. But infection is pretty much guaranteed to damn well set in and then there's pus.

Lots and lots of pus.

((OOC - I am so glad that got noticed. *grin*))

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

Your final wish, if there's no fucking way you can get out of a slow and painful death.

Go.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now, see, I've thought about this before!

Might be interesting if some of those giant kinda-like-fucking-fire-ant-bug-things from Erminal XII were to eat me - they stake fuckers out for the bugs to devour. I figure that'd be intriguing.

Alternately, one of them real slow steamroller type things that they use for prisoners on Pronscrit II might be fun. Like an old fucking fashioned cartoon. SMOOSH.

[rn-chapel.livejournal.com]

If you could choose, what kind of puppy would you get? Aside from a pug.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I'm also awful fond of Sharpeis. Apart from their noble dog-fighting fucking history, they have this bristle hair that's good if you've got allergies. And they're fucking smart.

[emma-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Honestly. Soap. But I will take this chance to metaphorically grab my balls and ask you a question:

What would be your favorite childhood memory?

Oh and I'm sorry you had a rough day.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Why thank you there, Ms. Dr. Emma McCoy. Today is better, I must fucking admit.

There was a creek behind our house - I used to go goddamn fishing out there. Anyway, there was this creek and me and Lindsay Barnett used to just chuck rocks in it and talk about what we were going to be when we grew up. I think my favorite memory is just sitting there listening to rocks plunk into the water.

Course, Lindsay wound up married to some ass-crack-sniffing politician once she turned 18 but I'm pretty much doing what I said I would.

[nawigator]

Vhy do you svear so much? This is not a personal attack, just genuine personal curiosity. It is not as if you are uneducated but you wocabulary seems quite little on adjectives.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I can tell the difference between a question/observation and an attack, Lollipop, it's all fucking good.

I'd blame my upbringing and the people around me, but that might actually be taking the easy way out and I ain't one to cop out. Figure I probably started when I was having some anger management issues and now it's all just fucking habit.

I don't know what shame is, bucko.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I only comment anonymously because everyone else does, and I tend to take social direction where it's offered.

1. Where'd you meet your first wife, anyway?
2. Are you always unshaven, or only sometimes?
3. Who's the hottest chick on your ship?
4. Have you ever bottomed to a guy?
5. Don't you want me, baby?

Re: I don't know what shame is, bucko.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[OOC - Though they may or may not be speaking, Jim LOVES you, Bill.]

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

Professional honesty: what's the very best thing you've ever done with a scalpel?

And who does your hair?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I installed a second vagina on this Orion whore. Second snatch, right above the first. It was fucking pretty, I tell you goddamn what.

If you mean in a more personal pursuits capacity, even though it ain't the right tool for the job, I flayed this Andorian's little goddamn antenna stalks for him. Well, for me. That was fucking fun.

I got a guy on Earth. He showed me how to touch it up when we're in the deep.

[just-uhura.livejournal.com]

Some of us don't have balls to grab, but keep talking like that and I might grab yours.

So tell me, do you have a personal fondness for the word fuck and variations of, or do you just not know that many words?