Fuck Your Questions

[sharpestscalpel]

What the fuck is every fucking body smoking in that fucking pussy universe? Y'all go all telling all your goddamn secrets like it ain't private fucking business.

And to anonymous shitting commenters at that.

I tell you goddamn what, you want to ask me a question, you grab your balls and you fucking ask me a question, assholes. None of this anonymous safety shit.

Anonymous. Fucking fuck on a rusty fuck stick. You people astound me from time to fucking time.

Ask me a mother-fucking question with your goddamn name on it, dicksnots. I dare you.

Comments

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Well, it's the unnecessary invasive surgery (among other things) that bothers me, Scruffy, not the fact of dual vaginae.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, she fucking paid me for it. Wrote off the expense as a business investment. Last I heard, her business was fucking booming.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay then. Long as she's okay.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I may not be a very nice fucking person but I ain't about to go cutting up sex workers for fun, man.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I wasn't intending to insult you. I know our worlds have different standards of behavior--I'm not going to go around judging people automatically, but I'm not going to make any assumptions either.