Fuck Your Questions

[sharpestscalpel]

What the fuck is every fucking body smoking in that fucking pussy universe? Y'all go all telling all your goddamn secrets like it ain't private fucking business.

And to anonymous shitting commenters at that.

I tell you goddamn what, you want to ask me a question, you grab your balls and you fucking ask me a question, assholes. None of this anonymous safety shit.

Anonymous. Fucking fuck on a rusty fuck stick. You people astound me from time to fucking time.

Ask me a mother-fucking question with your goddamn name on it, dicksnots. I dare you.

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[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

I'll have you know I haven't told a damn secret to any of their asses, so you can just shush until I do.

What was the best sex you've ever had?

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *gets down on one knee*

Will you goddamn marry me, you fucking sunuvabitch?))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You ain't yet but you will, posting some goddamn meme like a fucking lemming. You go on and spill all your information to Jesus fucking Christ only knows who, Tinker. And then you see if it don't come back and bite your ass.

Also, I don't believe my mother would fucking appreciate me telling tales on her like that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - I will goddamn consider it but first I must play hard to get like the Southern gentleman I am.))

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: I'll get you to put out eventually.))

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make generalizations like that. Some of us understand the value of keeping our secrets.


Why are you in such a bad mood?

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

Jesus fucking Christ only knows who has to ask first, boy, before I say a single damn word. Besides, my dirty laundry is already flying in the wind for everyone to see.

Oh ho. So, your mother was the best sex. You know, it's cause she had experience, otherwise, that would even more disgusting because it would have been horrible and it was your mother.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I don't feel I've anything to hide, but there is something cathartic about anonymity. I figure most people figure me out pretty quickly, but especially in a position of authority, real or imagined, it's sometimes easier for people to talk without the burden of those relationships. And I think the need for secrecy is relative.

I've been curious about why you open yourself up to the scrutiny of, well, people like us. I don't mean in the sense that you're giving anything away, but I am curious about what you get from these interactions. That's not a criticism. I'm genuinely curious.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You talking about she had experience like she ought to have been fucking ashamed of it. Ain't no one should be ashamed of PRACTICING. My mama did it right. And you always remember your first with a little bit of fucking fondness, I think.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - *clings to virtue*))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You ain't dumb, I will give you that, Skirt.

It's been a fucking day, I tell you goddamn what. Thank you for asking, by the motherfucking by. I appreciate that consideration.

Had some fools try to poison some other idiots in Engineering. You ever cleaned up Orion puke? Nasty shit. And that was just the tip of the proverbial fucking iceberg.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Got one for you, dipshit. If you hadn't gone into medicine, what would you be doing now (aside from being in prison)?

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

No. I know experience is nice, what I was saying is that no matter how much experience she had, it was still disgusting, it was just made less so because your mother knew how to have sex.

And I don't. At all. I like blocking that shit myself.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Real basic level, I like fucking talking to people. Mouth-breathers on this ship - they might be the goddamn best and brightest but they ain't got a lot of spare thinking time, being mostly concerned with staying alive and advancing their damn positions.

It's possible that I've got me a little too much free time. I need me a hobby or some fucking thing.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Might have stayed me at home and done some fucking writing, actually. Always had a thing for literature.

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

((OOC: *cackles maniacally* Cling all you like, it will do no good!))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

((OOC - *!CLINGS!* *knees together*))

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Didn't expect you to be some damn judgmental there, Tinker. After all, you're a mother and I'd fuck you. Mothers deserve some fucking action, too.

And it sounds like you ain't goddamn seen the right sort.

[kirktastic.livejournal.com]

What's the thing you've always wanted to do but haven't?

What's too much for even YOU to handle? Gotta be something.

Who's the person on your ship to stay the hell away from, besides you?

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Your turn, human. What would happen if all of your skin got stripped off?

[[OOC - Brahms's Lullaby! How much do I love you? The answer is a whole fucking lot. xD]]

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

You fucked your mother. If Jim, either of them, fucked me, then you could be judgmental to me. And you know what, I dare you to try to fuck me. I fucking dare you.

It was a shitty first time, trust me.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I can't say I ever have, no. Andorian, though. I was half-expecting it to be blue, though of course there's no real reason why it would be.

And you're quite welcome.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want to watch who you issue dares to, Tinkerpants.

And I am goddamn sorry to hear that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I think we just had a fucking moment. How goddamn sweet are we?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I believe Pike would kill me for answering that first fucking question.

I ain't hit my limits yet.

And I figure, people don't know better than to stay out of fucking Uhura's way, it ain't in me to warn them. Especially not now. Some shit is about to go down.