Fuck Your Questions

[sharpestscalpel]

What the fuck is every fucking body smoking in that fucking pussy universe? Y'all go all telling all your goddamn secrets like it ain't private fucking business.

And to anonymous shitting commenters at that.

I tell you goddamn what, you want to ask me a question, you grab your balls and you fucking ask me a question, assholes. None of this anonymous safety shit.

Anonymous. Fucking fuck on a rusty fuck stick. You people astound me from time to fucking time.

Ask me a mother-fucking question with your goddamn name on it, dicksnots. I dare you.

Comments

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You talking about she had experience like she ought to have been fucking ashamed of it. Ain't no one should be ashamed of PRACTICING. My mama did it right. And you always remember your first with a little bit of fucking fondness, I think.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

No. I know experience is nice, what I was saying is that no matter how much experience she had, it was still disgusting, it was just made less so because your mother knew how to have sex.

And I don't. At all. I like blocking that shit myself.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Didn't expect you to be some damn judgmental there, Tinker. After all, you're a mother and I'd fuck you. Mothers deserve some fucking action, too.

And it sounds like you ain't goddamn seen the right sort.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

You fucked your mother. If Jim, either of them, fucked me, then you could be judgmental to me. And you know what, I dare you to try to fuck me. I fucking dare you.

It was a shitty first time, trust me.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want to watch who you issue dares to, Tinkerpants.

And I am goddamn sorry to hear that.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

I'm a grown woman, I can take care of myself, Motherfucker.

Don't be, it's not your fucking fault, it wasn't you fucking me.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Aw, you giving me a nickname? Must mean you like me.

Damn shame, that. I'd've shown you a better ride.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

Who's to say that I nickname, I could just be stating a fact. And maybe I do.

A fucking dildo would have showed me a better ride, that's how bad it was.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Tinkerpants, I am crying tears in my beer here. You need to find someone to make that shit up to you right now.

[kirk-winona.livejournal.com]

Motherfucker, I'm crying in my Strawberry Daiquiri, stop blubbering in your beer. I don't need it made up, man, it's fine, it's a long time ago.