Fuck Your Questions

[sharpestscalpel]

What the fuck is every fucking body smoking in that fucking pussy universe? Y'all go all telling all your goddamn secrets like it ain't private fucking business.

And to anonymous shitting commenters at that.

I tell you goddamn what, you want to ask me a question, you grab your balls and you fucking ask me a question, assholes. None of this anonymous safety shit.

Anonymous. Fucking fuck on a rusty fuck stick. You people astound me from time to fucking time.

Ask me a mother-fucking question with your goddamn name on it, dicksnots. I dare you.

Comments

[loyalty-ever.livejournal.com]

Professional honesty: what's the very best thing you've ever done with a scalpel?

And who does your hair?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I installed a second vagina on this Orion whore. Second snatch, right above the first. It was fucking pretty, I tell you goddamn what.

If you mean in a more personal pursuits capacity, even though it ain't the right tool for the job, I flayed this Andorian's little goddamn antenna stalks for him. Well, for me. That was fucking fun.

I got a guy on Earth. He showed me how to touch it up when we're in the deep.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You'd a fucking loved her. She was great at a party.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Well, it's the unnecessary invasive surgery (among other things) that bothers me, Scruffy, not the fact of dual vaginae.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, she fucking paid me for it. Wrote off the expense as a business investment. Last I heard, her business was fucking booming.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay then. Long as she's okay.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I may not be a very nice fucking person but I ain't about to go cutting up sex workers for fun, man.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I wasn't intending to insult you. I know our worlds have different standards of behavior--I'm not going to go around judging people automatically, but I'm not going to make any assumptions either.