Secrets Monday

[sharpestscalpel]

Fucking Monday goddamn shit-stained morning. Asshole.

That's damn well figurative language - mornings not having literal assholes.

I figure I seen it going around enough to post it my own fucking self today: Secrets Monday. When a bunch of motherfuckers too scared to put their names to things share their deepest and goddamn darkest.

Y'all know the rules. Comment anonymously and have the fuck at it. I'm feeling like a nosy bastard this morning, I tell you goddamn what.

In fact, y'all feel like putting a twist on it, give me your old secrets, your mean secrets, your shameful ones. Or, not. I don't fucking care.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I lost my virginity to a prostitute - is that dark?

[(Anonymous)]

Not necessarily, no.

[(Anonymous)]

Hmm. Yeah, it didn't really feel very dark at the time.

[(Anonymous)]

Just out of curiosity, no judgement attached - did you pay for it?

[(Anonymous)]

Uh, yes.

[(Anonymous)]

I know your dick.

You didn't have to pay.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh. I lost my virginity *as* a prostitute.

[(Anonymous)]

That sounds like a story needs airing.

[(Anonymous)]

With the proper incentive, anything's possible.

Perhaps obviously.

[(Anonymous)]

Depends. Was it because you were ugly, because you were shy, or because you had a natural love of the seedy underworld?

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe zie also wanted to make sure it was done right. When in doubt, hire a professional.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think I thought about it that deeply, to be honest. She asked me if I wanted to, and I thought, why not? My virginity was getting cumbersome.

[(Anonymous)]

Good as any other reason.

[(Anonymous)]

I lost my virginity to a brothel owner.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, did you, now?

[(Anonymous)]

Yep. That was quite the experience.

[(Anonymous)]

Was it good?

[(Anonymous)]

He was the best fuck I ever had. Too bad he was an asshole.

[(Anonymous)]

That does seem the case a lot of the time. But what can one do, when the sex is so good?

[(Anonymous)]

You can leave the bastard.

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, but will you ever truly be free of him?

[(Anonymous)]

That depends on a lot of things.

[(Anonymous)]

Such as...?

[(Anonymous)]

Such as whether he's stalking me.

[(Anonymous)]

At least you've lost your virginity.