sharpestscalpel: (Casual doctor is casual)
[personal profile] sharpestscalpel
Fucking Monday goddamn shit-stained morning. Asshole.

That's damn well figurative language - mornings not having literal assholes.

I figure I seen it going around enough to post it my own fucking self today: Secrets Monday. When a bunch of motherfuckers too scared to put their names to things share their deepest and goddamn darkest.

Y'all know the rules. Comment anonymously and have the fuck at it. I'm feeling like a nosy bastard this morning, I tell you goddamn what.

In fact, y'all feel like putting a twist on it, give me your old secrets, your mean secrets, your shameful ones. Or, not. I don't fucking care.

Date: 2010-04-29 03:45 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Especially when you enjoy yourself with people other than the man who was like your father till he fucked you.

Date: 2010-04-29 03:56 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
A person can hardly be blamed if another chooses to conceptualize them as a father figure.

Date: 2010-04-29 04:00 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
But that person can decide not to fuck someone who looks up to him as a father.

Date: 2010-04-29 04:06 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Oh, can he?

Date: 2010-04-29 04:08 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Is that idea so foreign to you?

Date: 2010-04-29 04:22 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Please. It's an ancient Greek tradition.

Date: 2010-04-29 04:24 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
To have sex with someone who looks up to you as a father? Okay...

Date: 2010-04-29 11:25 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
One does have to make modern adaptations.

Date: 2010-04-29 04:32 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Fuck you. I know it's you.

Date: 2010-04-29 09:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ever the intelligent one. How goes your tenure away?

Date: 2010-04-30 04:26 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Tenure. How cute.

I'm well. And not that I give a fuck, but how are you?

Date: 2010-04-30 06:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I thought it was a suitable word choice.

Only well? You should never be anything less than thriving. And I'm...tallying some considerable losses, at the moment.

Date: 2010-04-30 06:55 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Well, thank you. I've just been under a little bit of stress, is all.

What kind of losses?

Date: 2010-04-30 07:14 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Still in your adjustment period?

Monetary losses. Do try not to be dense when I just called you intelligent.

Date: 2010-04-30 07:29 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
What do you mean, "adjustment period"?

Oh, hush.

Date: 2010-04-30 07:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I imagine your life now is quite different.

It's because of you, these monetary losses, you realize.

Date: 2010-04-30 07:48 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
*snort* I feel so guilty.

Date: 2010-05-01 06:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Yes, I'm certain you do. I'm not the only one who misses you, my glorious boy.

Date: 2010-05-01 01:24 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Is that so? And I'm not your "boy."

Date: 2010-05-01 10:18 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
It is so. Do you truly underestimate your popularity?

Date: 2010-05-02 05:17 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
I don't underestimate anything about myself.

Date: 2010-05-02 06:19 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Then you must know how you're missed.

Date: 2010-05-02 06:21 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Of course I know. You make sure of that.

Date: 2010-05-02 06:44 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You shouldn't have gone.

Date: 2010-05-02 06:46 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Why not? So you could keep me as your toy boy forever?

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