Secrets Monday

[sharpestscalpel]

Fucking Monday goddamn shit-stained morning. Asshole.

That's damn well figurative language - mornings not having literal assholes.

I figure I seen it going around enough to post it my own fucking self today: Secrets Monday. When a bunch of motherfuckers too scared to put their names to things share their deepest and goddamn darkest.

Y'all know the rules. Comment anonymously and have the fuck at it. I'm feeling like a nosy bastard this morning, I tell you goddamn what.

In fact, y'all feel like putting a twist on it, give me your old secrets, your mean secrets, your shameful ones. Or, not. I don't fucking care.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I imagine your life now is quite different.

It's because of you, these monetary losses, you realize.

[(Anonymous)]

*snort* I feel so guilty.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, I'm certain you do. I'm not the only one who misses you, my glorious boy.

[(Anonymous)]

Is that so? And I'm not your "boy."

[(Anonymous)]

It is so. Do you truly underestimate your popularity?

[(Anonymous)]

I don't underestimate anything about myself.

[(Anonymous)]

Then you must know how you're missed.

[(Anonymous)]

Of course I know. You make sure of that.

[(Anonymous)]

You shouldn't have gone.

[(Anonymous)]

Why not? So you could keep me as your toy boy forever?

[(Anonymous)]

......you belong with me.

[(Anonymous)]

You're a fucking pussy, you know?

[(Anonymous)]

Yes, resort to name-calling. That will establish your maturity.

[(Anonymous)]

No less than being too fucking pussy to say what you really mean establishes your maturity. <3

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, and what do I really mean?

[(Anonymous)]

That there's a reason beyond your "monetary losses" for your wanting me to stay. That there's something there- maybe something you can't understand or define, but it terrifies you.

[(Anonymous)]

damn you

[(Anonymous)]

...does this mean I actually won for once? Holy fucking shit. *does the fucking happy dance*

[(Anonymous)]

Do you think you would be safe if I indicated any special attachment? You were targeted enough as a favorite, when you were under full protection. Now? Forgive me if I'm not inclined to give assassins even more fodder.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't need protection, except maybe from you. I can take care of myself.

[(Anonymous)]

It's I who have protected you.

[(Anonymous)]

Is that so? And for how long have you been...protecting me?

[(Anonymous)]

For as long as you stayed with me, you were under my protection.

[(Anonymous)]

Why do I get the feeling you're still "protecting" me?