Secrets Monday

[sharpestscalpel]

Fucking Monday goddamn shit-stained morning. Asshole.

That's damn well figurative language - mornings not having literal assholes.

I figure I seen it going around enough to post it my own fucking self today: Secrets Monday. When a bunch of motherfuckers too scared to put their names to things share their deepest and goddamn darkest.

Y'all know the rules. Comment anonymously and have the fuck at it. I'm feeling like a nosy bastard this morning, I tell you goddamn what.

In fact, y'all feel like putting a twist on it, give me your old secrets, your mean secrets, your shameful ones. Or, not. I don't fucking care.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Interesting that you would say that when you yourself are anonymous.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I ain't taking any specialized fucking pains to hide my goddamn identity. You don't know who I am, you probably don't belong in these parts any shitting way.

[(Anonymous)]

You do have a very distinct way of speaking. <3

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Part of my fucking charm.

<3

[(Anonymous)]

Part of your fucking charm, indeed!