Slow fucking shift

[sharpestscalpel]

Never any interesting injuries when you want them to happen.

Bored, bored, goddamn shitfucking stinking hell bored.

What the fuck are you doing?

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[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I'm replying to your fucking post, aren't I, doctor?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Thank the fucking shitting Christ on the toilet for that, Billcakes, I tell you goddamn what.

How you been?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. The usual. I'm good. How are you?

That icon sort of makes it look as if you have really extreme rings under your eyes. You not been getting enough sleep?

[consort-regnant.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't you like to know. ;)

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Always, sugarpussy. It is goddamn liable to be something hot more than half the time with you.

[consort-regnant.livejournal.com]

I'll give you a little hint, honeynuts.

[nawigator]

Apparently I am unconscious. Huh cool, out of body experience.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You having some sort of fucking Sleeping Beauty episode for your damn birthday?

[nawigator]

Beats me. I am a Nawigator not a Doctor.

[mirror-brightly.livejournal.com]

Sitting in the brig. Also, I think I'm a woman.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fucking sucks about the brig but you look goddamn hot. I'd fuck you, Ears.

[de-forest.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering if I should make some proper rose jam, that I'll actually want to eat, as opposed to this suspicious replicated stuff.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's actually be real nice. I ain't had rose jam for fucking years.

[de-forest.livejournal.com]

Would you know, I've never actually had any. Which seems like a...failing of a sort. If I can bring myself to get some petals off my roses, I think I'll make some. Is it nice?

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Technically it's breaking and entering.

Say, fine gentleman like yourself, you wouldn't happen to know iffn' a protoplaser goes for more than an osteoscalpel, would you?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Who the fuck're you?

And, generally speaking, the osteoscalpel will fetch more on the fucking black market - harder to goddamn come by, you see. Depends, in the specific, on the protoplaser, though. Got a real nice model, might get yourself something extra.

What you go on hand to deal?

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Me? Oh nobody particular like, just a coin-i-ssuer of fine merchandise.

I have a case model Delta-3-55-1 protoplaser. Real nice, still all trussed up in the original packing.

Just how much you reckon those osteoscalpels go for? Wouldn't want to get fleeced, but damned if I know about any of this high fucking medical bullshit.

[dctr-mccoy.livejournal.com]

Gettin' ready to have a little dinner party, have some friends coming over to relax before the fun gets started 'round here.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What counts as fun in your fucking neck of the woods?

[john-grimm.livejournal.com]

Exploring. This ship has got some weirdass stuff onboard.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What you finding? I'm interested to fucking hear it from you.

[iss-eyeliner.livejournal.com]

What would constitute an "interesting" injury?

We should cyber. I guarantee you won't be bored anymore.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Decapitations always damn interesting. Shrapnel in the eye - eyes take steady hands. Brain surgery. Maybe something with some badly fucking broken toes.

Right now I got nothing.

[len-not-spock.livejournal.com]

Writing apologies to half the damn ship, apparently.

*facepalms*

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That, ah, yeah. That was some crazy shit there, Chompers. You goddamn better now?