Slow fucking shift

[sharpestscalpel]

Never any interesting injuries when you want them to happen.

Bored, bored, goddamn shitfucking stinking hell bored.

What the fuck are you doing?

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Thank the fucking shitting Christ on the toilet for that, Billcakes, I tell you goddamn what.

How you been?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, you know. The usual. I'm good. How are you?

That icon sort of makes it look as if you have really extreme rings under your eyes. You not been getting enough sleep?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Busy as a one-legged man at a fucking ass-kicking contest that I am interested in shitting winning. However, all that is bad in my goddamn quarters. Right now I am fucked if I have anything interesting to do.

I try to get my 8 hours but sometimes that does get cut into, I admit.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

That sounds pretty busy, I must say. Shame it can't carry over. Although you do need to make sure you get your sleep, or it'll start to show. Don't want that, doctor.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Ain't got nothing if you ain't got your fucking health, am I right, Billcakes?

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Damn right. And your good looks, obviously.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I think you'd know just as much about that as me, Billcakes, if not more. Your mug is pretty fucking fine.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

You're too kind, doctor. I'm pretty pleased with it. Didn't appreciate it enough the first time. I'm looking after it. And the rest of me.

Only right I advise you to do the same.