Slow fucking shift

[sharpestscalpel]

Never any interesting injuries when you want them to happen.

Bored, bored, goddamn shitfucking stinking hell bored.

What the fuck are you doing?

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I deal more in the realm of favors, Tightpants. But I'll keep your money in mind, too.

Federation? That's what y'all call that pussy universe a bunch of monkeycock douchebags of y'all inhabit? I doctor for the Empire myself. That Federation catch you, you'll see some prison time. You steal from me or mine, I'll take it out in flesh.

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Funny, I happen to deal in favors m'self. And these pants are quite a deal-maker, I happen ta' like em.

Favors tend to be the more enjoyable way to handle situations, leastwise when digging flesh out of some tender, pretty spot ain't involved. I'll keep an eye for the Empire. Don't have to with these fucknut feds, not a one of them could catch a cold in a quarantine.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Ain't complaining, just making an observation - my pants fit somewhat similar.

It's the old-fucking-fashioned barter system, best between goddamn gentlemen of their word, don't you goddamn agree?

And we got some kind of interdimensional shit going on or something, near as I can tell. You'll know you're in Empire territory if you ever are, make no mistake.

Pussies.