Slow fucking shift

[sharpestscalpel]

Never any interesting injuries when you want them to happen.

Bored, bored, goddamn shitfucking stinking hell bored.

What the fuck are you doing?

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[consort-regnant.livejournal.com]

I've been running errands all day, and I don't think one single person has guessed what I've got on under this pretty dress. 'Course, I haven't tried turning it on when I'm not in the car, yet. Maybe it'll make standing in line more interesting.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Creamycunt, I figure you ought to just leave me that remote control and I'll take care of the surprising you part of things.

[consort-regnant.livejournal.com]

They ain't never invented a remote control yet that can work from outer space, babydoll.

Reggie, now, he's only across town from here. Much closer by. But I'm not sure he'd know just what to do with this.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Getting closer every fucking minute, delicious.

Reggie's a goddamn idiot. I'll cut his fucking fingers off if you give him that remote.

[consort-regnant.livejournal.com]

Guess I'd better just hang onto it myself, then. For now.