Slow fucking shift

[sharpestscalpel]

Never any interesting injuries when you want them to happen.

Bored, bored, goddamn shitfucking stinking hell bored.

What the fuck are you doing?

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[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Me? Oh nobody particular like, just a coin-i-ssuer of fine merchandise.

I have a case model Delta-3-55-1 protoplaser. Real nice, still all trussed up in the original packing.

Just how much you reckon those osteoscalpels go for? Wouldn't want to get fleeced, but damned if I know about any of this high fucking medical bullshit.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That sure don't fucking answer the goddamn question now, does it? What's your name, Tightpants?

I wouldn't give you a credit fifty for that model - piece of shit in the field.

Those osteoscalpels, though, those are more goddamn interested. You might be sitting on a goddamn mint, you hit the right outpost desperate for med tech. Wouldn't take a pinch under 245 each for them.

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Shiiiiiit, your pulling my goddamned leg, ain't ya? 245? Shyoot, that there is music to my ears.

Fuck the protoplasers, ain't worth the trouble.

Call me Leo, m'good man. That's some high dollar advice you're parsin' out here. Can't thank you enough.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Leo? Fucking no shit? I'm a Leonard myself. Though it ain't your goddamn business to call me Leo, if you get my drift.

You hit yourself a goddamn goldmine - just be sure you don't fucking cut off your leg or some such shit.

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Well Leonard, ain't that just a brilliant coincidence. I'll be callin' you money, you keep handin' out that sort of profitable information.

Fucksake, like I'd take it out of the box and drop the value? The hell do I look like, some Andorian douchebag?

So you a doctor or just a man with excellent taste?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't always hand out information for fucking free, you just remember that little piece of information and we'll get on just fine, I do suspect.

Good man. I don't make assumptions.

I do me some doctoring from time to time.

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Well, if it's all half so valuable as what you just tossed out, I think we can come to a few...agreements.

This doctorin wouldn't happen to be for the Federation, would it? Because that would be more than a mite unfortunate.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I deal more in the realm of favors, Tightpants. But I'll keep your money in mind, too.

Federation? That's what y'all call that pussy universe a bunch of monkeycock douchebags of y'all inhabit? I doctor for the Empire myself. That Federation catch you, you'll see some prison time. You steal from me or mine, I'll take it out in flesh.

[space-pimping.livejournal.com]

Funny, I happen to deal in favors m'self. And these pants are quite a deal-maker, I happen ta' like em.

Favors tend to be the more enjoyable way to handle situations, leastwise when digging flesh out of some tender, pretty spot ain't involved. I'll keep an eye for the Empire. Don't have to with these fucknut feds, not a one of them could catch a cold in a quarantine.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Ain't complaining, just making an observation - my pants fit somewhat similar.

It's the old-fucking-fashioned barter system, best between goddamn gentlemen of their word, don't you goddamn agree?

And we got some kind of interdimensional shit going on or something, near as I can tell. You'll know you're in Empire territory if you ever are, make no mistake.

Pussies.