Somehow I'd have expected my fucking medical degree to make dick jokes less funny.

[sharpestscalpel]

That little shit Kirk is still locked up in the iso room. I keep thinking about how he might damn well deserve a little treat. A little candle fucking salad ought to set him, well, not fucking straight, I tell you goddamn what.



Who ever said I don't do nice goddamn things for my shitting patients?

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[nawigator]

It’s wery, uh, phallic?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I... what? "It's better than a real -----, because you can eat it"? I don't even know what to say to that.

Your universe is fucked up, my friend. I hope you're taking good care of other-me.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

...

Well, I certainly want to lick the cream off it.

[headnursechapel.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you're looking out for him, Doctor. It's important to keep those potassium levels up.