Somehow I'd have expected my fucking medical degree to make dick jokes less funny.

[sharpestscalpel]

That little shit Kirk is still locked up in the iso room. I keep thinking about how he might damn well deserve a little treat. A little candle fucking salad ought to set him, well, not fucking straight, I tell you goddamn what.



Who ever said I don't do nice goddamn things for my shitting patients?

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[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'd eat it. But I can't imagine it lives up to the real thing.

See, when you say that, it worries me.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I didn't say it lived up to the real thing. Real thing's bigger and if it had a shiny red bit like that, I'd be real fucking concerned.

Now, if I can't offer you goddamn reassurance, what do you want me to say? I ain't harmed him. Even gave him a little fucking show.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Yes. That would be a problem. I'm just saying... why? Who thought this was a good idea?

I'll take your word for it, Scruffy. I have to.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Dunno who thought it up originally. But I like it.

And, yeah, you ain't got a whole lot of fucking choice in that one, do you?

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

There should be ice cream. At the base. All I'm saying.

No, I don't. Doesn't sound like he has, either.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You want I should turn him out to the likes of Sulu and Johansen and them other motherfuckers? Their mercy ain't real tender, Golden Boy.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

No, actually. I'm sure he's better off where he is.