Somehow I'd have expected my fucking medical degree to make dick jokes less funny.

[sharpestscalpel]

That little shit Kirk is still locked up in the iso room. I keep thinking about how he might damn well deserve a little treat. A little candle fucking salad ought to set him, well, not fucking straight, I tell you goddamn what.



Who ever said I don't do nice goddamn things for my shitting patients?

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[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Men aren't friends with attractive women for nothing, sweetheart.

[nawigator]

Kevin is a friend. Our relationship is strictly platonic.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You just keep reminding him of that.

[nawigator]

I am sure that Kevin has no such intentions tovards me. Or anyone on this ship for that matter. Despite my best efforts

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Your friend Sulu not interested?

[nawigator]

Hikaru also does not think of me that vay.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well now. That's a damn shame.

How do you know? Did you ask?

[nawigator]

Uh...no. But I am pretty sure.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now, Peachy-pop, I ain't your daddy. But it seems to me like you can't know the inside of another man's head unless you ask about it.

[nawigator]

Thank God for that because my Papa has been dead for 12 years.

True, but for the sake of my pride, I am not likely to ask any time soon.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that might be goddamn creepy, now that I think about it.

You going to let your pride get in the way of your pussy?

Wait, didn't you have those two little girlfriends? What happened with that?

[nawigator]

I am Russian. Ve are naturally prideful people.

Meira and Nova, vell...things vere difficult betveen us and they came to a decision that ve couldn't be in a relationship anymore.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Now, now. I don't think this is strictly true. We might think about it, sure. But some men, anyway, are perfectly capable of being friends with attractive women without ulterior motive.

[nawigator]

Exactly. Men and Vomen are perfectly capable of being friends vithout there being and sexual tension betveen them.