Somehow I'd have expected my fucking medical degree to make dick jokes less funny.

[sharpestscalpel]

That little shit Kirk is still locked up in the iso room. I keep thinking about how he might damn well deserve a little treat. A little candle fucking salad ought to set him, well, not fucking straight, I tell you goddamn what.



Who ever said I don't do nice goddamn things for my shitting patients?

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[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

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Well, I certainly want to lick the cream off it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

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You know, I just realized I can't make inappropriate phallic come-ons right now.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Jim, I will happily lick (the) cream off you at any time and in whatever form.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Believe me, there is a certain comfort (and definitely allure) in that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Billcakes, it is good to see you. I figured you might find this to your damn liking.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

Oh, I do.

Seriously, I'll eat anything.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now see, that sounds like a challenge.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I'm always up for a challenge, doctor.