Trying out this goddamn poll creator fucking thing.

[sharpestscalpel]

[Poll #1515592]

Comments

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

You need a third option on the second question, Meat: Not applicable. Can't castrate what I don't have.

[[OOC - <3 <3 <3 :D]]

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I figured you could fucking put yourself in someone else's goddamn place. You not capable of symbolic thinking over there, Bark?

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Course. Thing is though, I've got two pollen slits, and I can mostly regenerate. So even if you were to carve them both out, I'm pretty sure I'd be ok (except for how I'd be in your clutches). It's not really comparable.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now, see, you say in my fucking clutches like that's a bad damn thing, Bark. But I like you. I'd be nice.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

And how do I know "be nice" doesn't mean put me back together again after poking around in my insides? I like you, but I'm not stupid.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I like you. You think.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

You're kind of like the Kenoor-beast on my planet: fascinating, but I would never want to be alone in a room with either of you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What's a damn Kenoor-beast?

[nawigator]

So you managed to figure out how to vork a poll? God help us all.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

It ain't like I'm stupid, PeachesLollipop. It wasn't a fucking challenge to click the damn button.

[nawigator]

Hm, I am not stupid and the first time I made a poll there was a bucket load of mistakes. Really Doctor can ve just stick vith one or the other?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Aw, I don't think I was around for that. I know you're not fucking stupid. Part of your goddamn adorable charm.

I'm trying to pick, I fucking swear!

[nawigator]

Ahem, 'Goddamn adorable charm' aside. Nyet, you had yet to appear then and I rarely make polls, Nurse Chapel is our poll making expert.

Sure you are. Because you are getting no amusement at all out of this~

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I like polls, too. It may have been too long since I made a poll. But I don't know what to make one about, you see.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should make one about beards, Billcakes.

[nawigator]

Da, you do make wery good polls Mr Shatner.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

If I'm fucking lying, I'm goddamn dying.

[nawigator]

Oh my, you just died.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll never understand why people, myself included, so readily respond to you.

How's it going?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fuck if I know. But it's a good goddamn time.

Not too fucking bad. Got a new... project.

Ain't all bad having Pike back, if I'm being honest.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what it is? As much a I like Christopher, I have a feeling it's for slightly different reasons.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I was all set to tell you but now that I sit down to actually fucking tell you? I probably ought not. I don't know how delicate your constitution is.

And, aw, y'all're on a first name fucking basis? Ain't that... special.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

My constitution is pretty strong. I'd be more worried about my feelings towards you, as far as what you tell me goes.

Is it?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Oh, I ain't taking anything apart.

Never heard anyone else fucking use it.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

That's good to hear, anyway.

That's interesting, but I can't say it's wholly unexpected.