Trying out this goddamn poll creator fucking thing.

[sharpestscalpel]

[Poll #1515592]

Comments

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

And how do I know "be nice" doesn't mean put me back together again after poking around in my insides? I like you, but I'm not stupid.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

See, this is why I like you. You think.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

You're kind of like the Kenoor-beast on my planet: fascinating, but I would never want to be alone in a room with either of you.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

What's a damn Kenoor-beast?

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

It's a predatory herbivore. Diet is mostly.... us. Trefallans. Got six legs, fangs, claws, kind of like if a cat and an ape had mutant nightmare offspring.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Forgive my inappropriate enthusiasm given that it fucking eats you, but goddamn! That sounds awesome.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

It kind of is, so long as it's nowhere near you. I saw one in captivity once. Most terrifying day of my life. One of, anyway.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Had many terrifying days?

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Just a couple, so far.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well then, you ain't fucking lived long enough.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

I've got a lot of life left to get to. Barring unexpected circumstances, I'll outlive you twice over, Meat. Of course, those unexpected circumstances are looking more likely the longer I'm aboard...