Trying out this goddamn poll creator fucking thing.

[sharpestscalpel]

[Poll #1515592]

Comments

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

You need a third option on the second question, Meat: Not applicable. Can't castrate what I don't have.

[[OOC - <3 <3 <3 :D]]

[nawigator]

So you managed to figure out how to vork a poll? God help us all.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I figured you could fucking put yourself in someone else's goddamn place. You not capable of symbolic thinking over there, Bark?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

It ain't like I'm stupid, PeachesLollipop. It wasn't a fucking challenge to click the damn button.

[nawigator]

Hm, I am not stupid and the first time I made a poll there was a bucket load of mistakes. Really Doctor can ve just stick vith one or the other?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Aw, I don't think I was around for that. I know you're not fucking stupid. Part of your goddamn adorable charm.

I'm trying to pick, I fucking swear!

[nawigator]

Ahem, 'Goddamn adorable charm' aside. Nyet, you had yet to appear then and I rarely make polls, Nurse Chapel is our poll making expert.

Sure you are. Because you are getting no amusement at all out of this~

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

Course. Thing is though, I've got two pollen slits, and I can mostly regenerate. So even if you were to carve them both out, I'm pretty sure I'd be ok (except for how I'd be in your clutches). It's not really comparable.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I like polls, too. It may have been too long since I made a poll. But I don't know what to make one about, you see.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now, see, you say in my fucking clutches like that's a bad damn thing, Bark. But I like you. I'd be nice.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

If I'm fucking lying, I'm goddamn dying.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Maybe you should make one about beards, Billcakes.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I don't know if I have that many questions about beards, though, y'know?

[nawigator]

Da, you do make wery good polls Mr Shatner.

[nawigator]

Oh my, you just died.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Well, fuck.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Now, you know that'd be a goddamn tragedy.

What about Peachypop? That just got suggested to me and I kind of like it.

[nawigator]

Vell if you did pass on I vould hawe to find someone else to snark at.

Peachypop? Sounds like a childs doll. Who suggested that? Whoewer it is has awful taste in nicknames.

[canadianbill.livejournal.com]

I had a beard once, but it made me look gay.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I'll never understand why people, myself included, so readily respond to you.

How's it going?

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Fuck if I know. But it's a good goddamn time.

Not too fucking bad. Got a new... project.

Ain't all bad having Pike back, if I'm being honest.

[original-fine.livejournal.com]

Do I want to know what it is? As much a I like Christopher, I have a feeling it's for slightly different reasons.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

That'd be a goddamn shame, don't you think?

Now, I ain't one to sell out - but if you went to get your damn shots like you've been avoiding, you could take it up with Blondie Tina Chapel.

[super-keen.livejournal.com]

And how do I know "be nice" doesn't mean put me back together again after poking around in my insides? I like you, but I'm not stupid.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I was all set to tell you but now that I sit down to actually fucking tell you? I probably ought not. I don't know how delicate your constitution is.

And, aw, y'all're on a first name fucking basis? Ain't that... special.