As opposed to the cock in your mouth, Billcakes? Because as I far as I can see, that's pretty much the only thing that would make you look fucking gay.
Well, a cock up your goddamn ass might have the same effect.
Y'know, I don't understand why Len objects to you so much. You two seem to have similar views on stuff like this. He would probably have told me exactly the same thing.
For the record, I don't actually have a cock in my mouth right now. That would make it hard to peruse Livejournal.
Pfft, the day I optionally go to sickbay is the day I marry Commander Spock. Vhich is newer ewer. Just do not let Riley hear your new nickname, please. He is already on the varpath.
Da, but I do not like them and they hurt and I am currently hiding from Nurse Tina so I do not hawe to get them. It giwes her something to do in an othervise dull day.
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Date: 2010-01-24 12:41 am (UTC)Sure you are. Because you are getting no amusement at all out of this~no subject
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:41 am (UTC)Well, a cock up your goddamn ass might have the same effect.
But even that ain't a firm damn statement.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:45 am (UTC)For the record, I don't actually have a cock in my mouth right now. That would make it hard to peruse Livejournal.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:50 am (UTC)And, yeah, dick-sucking generally calls for more care and attention than Livejournal leaves left over. At least if you're doing it right.
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Date: 2010-01-24 12:55 am (UTC)If I'm fucking lying, I'm goddamn dying.no subject
Date: 2010-01-24 01:00 am (UTC)Oh my, you just died.no subject
Date: 2010-01-24 01:01 am (UTC)Now, you know that'd be a goddamn tragedy.
What about Peachypop? That just got suggested to me and I kind of like it.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:06 am (UTC)Vell if you did pass on I vould hawe to find someone else to snark at.
Peachypop? Sounds like a childs doll. Who suggested that? Whoewer it is has awful taste in nicknames.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:34 am (UTC)That'd be a goddamn shame, don't you think?
Now, I ain't one to sell out - but if you went to get your damn shots like you've been avoiding, you could take it up with Blondie Tina Chapel.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:41 am (UTC)It vould certainatly make life more dull.
Pfft, the day I optionally go to sickbay is the day I marry Commander Spock. Vhich is newer ewer. Just do not let Riley hear your new nickname, please. He is already on the varpath.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:51 am (UTC)What you got against Sickbay?
That boy needs to get laid. Which ain't a suggestion - I still say you're fucking better than that.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:54 am (UTC)Doctor and Nurses on the Enterprise are trigger happy vith their hypos. Also I hawe not liked them since I vas wery young.
I could not possibly comment on that subject, it vould not be polite.
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Date: 2010-01-24 01:56 am (UTC)Sounds like that dipshit with my face is doing his job. Good times. But, seriously, Peachypop, innoculations are necessary for fucking herd immunity.
You ain't going to offend me. Obviously.
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Date: 2010-01-24 02:01 am (UTC)Da, but I do not like them and they hurt and I am currently hiding from Nurse Tina so I do not hawe to get them. It giwes her something to do in an othervise dull day.
It is not you I am vorried about offending.
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Date: 2010-01-24 02:03 am (UTC)Do not make me come over there and give you your shots, Miss Peachypop. Ain't no one going to like that, me in-fucking-cluded.
Well, then. I see. That don't goddamn bode well.
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Date: 2010-01-24 02:07 am (UTC)...ewen you cannot scare me into getting shots McCoy. Plus you vould hawe to find me like eweryone else.
It is not polite to speak of other people's priwate liwes.
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Date: 2010-01-24 02:11 am (UTC)Just remember that.
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