Motherfucking goddamn cuntrag shitface tribbles

[sharpestscalpel]

I tell you goddamn what: If I find out just who the motherfucker is who brought a goddamn shit-stinking TRIBBLE on board this goddamn ship, I will light his shit-producing asshole on fire with an old-fucking-fashioned flare.

That incandescent fire shit will burn the fuck out of the tender bits.

Ass-sucking, dick-snot, fuckmouths can't listen to a goddamn thing without it falling out the fucking ear hole they got fucked in the night before.

Fuck.

One bitchcakes tribble turned into 13 - I've got the population under fucking control now but holy fucking fuck on a fucking fuck stick. Never figured I'd be reduced to performing fucking abortions on goddamn tribbles but what do you want from me?

Got about five of the little pussy-impersonators left. Got some ideas - things ain't got gender, things ain't got lots of fucking things. Figure I can cut them open and take a closer look. Good times for me.

Comments

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

You seem like the type who would brag about it.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Looks like you ain't so fucking good at reading people as you thought, Fed-fuck.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

That must make me as human and fallible as the rest of my species. Imagine that.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

You really are a tedious fucking pussy Fed, ain't you? Where do you keep your balls? You only haul them out for the occasional usage or what?

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

Suspended within my scrotum like most other human males. I just don't feel the need to haul them out for every conversation like some peacock display to prove my gender.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I don't give a fuck about your goddamn gender. I'm talking about your shitting BALLS.

However, if I have to fucking explain it... I know a pointy-eared bastard'd who'd give me the odds on your actually understanding it and they'd be pretty fucking low.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

For someone who has claimed to be above binary gender confines, your use of the term "balls" is really sexist.

I should probably ask all four versions of the pointy-eared bastard currently aboard, just to be sure I have consistent data.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

I know my own particular pointy eared-bastard better than all that, now. He ain't so much as acknowledged your fucking existence.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

He's not unique in that regard. Half the ship hasn't acknowledged my existence.

[sharpestscalpel.livejournal.com]

Aw. Poor fucking you.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

Yes, I'm completely torn up about it. Whatever shall I do, if no one will validate me? I might even write a poem.

[lt-moreau.livejournal.com]

You don't feel validated? Really? I might think that a slight against my skills.

[ephram-green.livejournal.com]

...it was sarcasm. I forget that it doesn't come across so easily in typed format.

[lt-moreau.livejournal.com]

As was my response.

*sigh*

Lighten up, Ephram. I'm only teasing you.